{"id":4357,"date":"2019-04-14T09:21:49","date_gmt":"2019-04-14T13:21:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.trustacrossamerica.com\/blog\/?p=4357"},"modified":"2019-04-14T09:21:49","modified_gmt":"2019-04-14T13:21:49","slug":"never-trust-a-tree-9-more-trust-one-liners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.trustacrossamerica.com\/blog\/?p=4357","title":{"rendered":"Never Trust a Tree &#038; 9 More Trust &#8220;One-Liners&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.trustacrossamerica.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=4360\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-4360\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-4360 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/www.trustacrossamerica.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Screen-Shot-2019-04-14-at-9.08.55-AM.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"87\" height=\"269\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.trustacrossamerica.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Screen-Shot-2019-04-14-at-9.08.55-AM.png 302w, https:\/\/www.trustacrossamerica.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Screen-Shot-2019-04-14-at-9.08.55-AM-97x300.png 97w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 87px) 100vw, 87px\" \/><\/a><strong>Leaders should never take trust seriously.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>After all, trust is just one of those &#8220;soft skills&#8221; that needs no particular attention, especially from leadership. For your next corporate event, instruct your communications department to hire a stand up comic to cover that &#8220;stuff&#8221; and provide the script in advance. Make sure it&#8217;s &#8220;compliance approved&#8221; and that your Board members attend.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Never trust a tree. They are always shady.<\/span><\/li>\n<li class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">My trust issues started when my Mom said \u201ccome here, I\u2019m not gonna hit you!\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<li class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.<\/span><\/li>\n<li class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Never trust an atom. They make up everything.<\/span><\/li>\n<li class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">I got trust issues because people got lying issues.<\/span><\/li>\n<li class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">It\u2019s funny how trust disappears when you are looking for the TV remote. Me: &#8220;Do you have the remote?&#8221;<\/span><span class=\"s1\"> Him: &#8220;No.&#8221; Me: &#8220;Stand up.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">People say I have trust issues. I don\u2019t believe them.<\/span><\/li>\n<li class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Watch who you trust. Even your teeth bite your tongue now and then.<\/span><\/li>\n<li class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">I don\u2019t trust these stairs. They are always up to something.<\/span><\/li>\n<li class=\"p3\"><span class=\"s1\">I am pretty sure the definition of trust is giving your friend your phone without clearing the history.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>I take no credit for any of these one-liners. I&#8217;m way too serious about trust! Our new diagnostic <a href=\"https:\/\/trustacrossamerica.com\/\">AIM Towards Trust<\/a> doesn&#8217;t deliver any jokes. Instead, it provides a baseline measurement from which to improve trust in any team or organization. It&#8217;s designed for trustworthy leaders who embrace trust as an intentional business strategy, not a joke.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.trustacrossamerica.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=1005\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1005\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1005\" src=\"https:\/\/www.trustacrossamerica.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/TAATAW_LOGO_H_color-tagline-e1389534413622.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"131\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Contact us for more information: <a href=\"mailto:&#98;&#97;&#114;&#98;&#x61;&#x72;&#x61;&#x40;&#x74;&#x72;&#x75;&#x73;&#x74;acrossa&#109;&#101;&#114;&#105;&#x63;&#x61;&#x2e;&#x63;&#x6f;&#x6d;\" class=\"autohyperlink\">&#x62;&#x61;&#x72;&#x62;&#97;&#114;a&#64;tru&#x73;&#x74;&#x61;&#x63;&#x72;&#111;ssame&#x72;&#x69;&#x63;&#x61;&#x2e;&#99;om<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Copyright 2019, Next Decade, Inc.<\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-best-social-bookmark\"><ul class=\"socials\"><li class=\"oknotizie\"><a href=\"http:\/\/oknotizie.virgilio.it\/post.html.php?url=https:\/\/www.trustacrossamerica.com\/blog\/?p=4357&title=Never Trust a Tree &#038; 9 More Trust &#8220;One-Liners&#8221;\" title=\"Share this on oknotizie\"> <\/a><\/li><li class=\"twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/home?status=Never Trust a Tree &#038; 9 More Trust &#8220;One-Liners&#8221; &raquo; https:\/\/www.trustacrossamerica.com\/blog\/?p=4357\" title=\"Share this on twitter\"> <\/a><\/li><li class=\"delicious\"><a href=\"http:\/\/del.icio.us\/post?url=https:\/\/www.trustacrossamerica.com\/blog\/?p=4357&title=Never Trust a Tree &#038; 9 More Trust &#8220;One-Liners&#8221;\" title=\"Share this on del.icio.us\"> <\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Leaders should never take trust seriously. After all, trust is just one of those &#8220;soft skills&#8221; that needs no particular attention, especially from leadership. For your next corporate event, instruct your communications department to hire a stand up comic to cover that &#8220;stuff&#8221; and provide the script in advance. 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